Leek, potato and stilton soup

I was making leek and potato soup, and I just thought: 'You know what? This is far too healthy.'

2 large leeks

2 large potatoes, peeled and chopped small.
100-150g stilton (less if stilton is stronger).
1 and a half pints of vegetable stock (or enough to comfortably cover the leeks and potatoes in the pan)
4 large cloves of garlic, crushed then chopped.
2 large handfuls of fresh parsley, chopped finely.
Salt and pepper to taste.

Bring the stock to the boil and add the potatoes and leeks. Boil for 30 minutes until tender and then throw in the garlic and blend. Crumble in the stilton, add the parsley, leaving a few leaves for garnishing, and blend once more. Reheat the soup until lovely and steaming hot (but simmer it, don't boil again), sprinkle the remaining parsley leaves on top and serve with crusty bread.

This is a really hearty soup. Swimming for about an hour, or running around a bit, should help you feel better about your arteries after you've consumed this.

Magpies and bottles.

I spent a very odd Sunday exploring the Alton Bottle Fair. I think, ultimately, that weird events like this couldn't be held anywhere else other than Britain. I've never heard of bottle digging and collecting taking place in any other part of the world.

Lauren Monaco, illustrated Kerouac haikus.

Sometimes when you get off the sites you spend most on, and just do some random browing, you find really cool stuff. Like this series of illustrations based on Jack Kerouac's haikus. They're one of the best sets of illustrations I've seen in a while. You can follow the artist here on twitter, and she also has an etsy shop. 

Fire and cake

I have long maintained that the North does a lot of things far better than the South. Two of these things are undoubtedly fire and cake: fire is always more welcome when you're freezing cold to begin with; cake involves stodge and fat, two Northern staples.

It is for this reason that I decided to spend Guy Fawkes' Night in the North. Standing near a bonfire in nearly-always-sweltering, always-orange-skyed London didn't seem that much fun, and so I headed up alongside some friends to a private bonfire we regularly used to politely gate-crash as teenagers.

My friend Lyndsey (her flickr stream is here) took some funky pictures:

 

My Dad, who has long refused to associate himself with anything with a hyperlink, made some parkin. I have never seen parkin in the south, and my Hampshireian boyfriend still has trouble pronouncing it's name or beleiving it exists. Parkin is basically an edible bonfire. It should be sweet, deep orange, spicy and stodgy. You should eat it outside in the freezing cold whilst you try and peer through the inevitable Northern drizzle at the fireworks. Basically it's the consolation for the bits of the bonfire where you're wholly wet and uncomfortable and not drunk yet. 

The recipe my Dad started with is here. He then doubled everything and, from what I can discern, poured in any left over treacle.

The stuff to the left is far too neat looking to be proper Parkin. It shouldn't be spongy, it should be so dense that when you swallow you can feel large blocks thumping into the bottom of your stomach. Consume with lots of very alcholic ginger beer.

Carrot and coriander soup

Apparantly we are still having an 'Indian summer'.

That's all very well and good, but in my opinion there is nothing wrong with having an autumn. Here is something which is sort of Indian (it has coriander in it), and sort of autumnal. 

Carrot and Coriander Soup

• 1 tbsp vegetable oil
• 1 onion , very finely chopped (red if you want more colour)
• 1 tsp ground coriander
• 1 potato, chopped up small
• 450g carrots , peeled and finely chopped
• 1.2l vegetable or chicken stock
• handful coriander (about ½ a supermarket packet

1. Heat the oil in a large pan, add the onion, then fry for 5 mins until soft. Stir in the ground coriander and potato, then cook for 1 min. Add the carrots and stock, bring to the boil, then reduce the heat. Cover and cook for 20 mins until the carrots are tender.
2. Tip into food processor with the coriander, then blitz until smooth. Return to pan, taste, add salt if necessary, then reheat to serve. 

Note: I've only said: chop things up small because my food processor is actually one of those whizzy stick things. I discovered whilst making this soup that if it goes anywhere near an actual chunk of food, it by all means chops it up, but in the process it sprays that food, and anything else surrounding it, all over the kitchen.

Coriander flavour is reduced by heating, so if you use soup for what I do (cooling and then reheating to take to work later) I would either keep adding fresh coriander or, less bother and less money, chuck a few cloves of garlic into the soup before blending.

Carrots have lots of Vitamin A in them, so this should help you get through the winter without suffering too much with colds. However, whisky also does that and drinking whisky doesn't involve spraying carrot up your walls.

Jane Eyre grows up

Rejoice, for this post means another picture of Michael Fassbender. I have heard some stupid mutterings that Fassbender is too handsome to play Mr Rochester. To this I say: shut up, don't you know not to look a gift horse in the mouth? Do you really want an ugly man playing him? The ugliest man ever?  Chris Moyles? Are his brows heavy enough for you? Is that what you want, Chris Moyles playing Mr Rochester? Do you want to look at Chris Moyles, poncing around in a smoking jacket and putting on a shit Yorkshire accent? No? Then fuck off.

Anyway, I promised that I would talk about Jane Eyre growing up and so I will. Reading on the tube today I came across a passage which is basically a perfect bridge between what I said in my last post and what I want to say here. Jane was still very much a young girl when I last spoke about her, she was terrified about sitting in the room of an inn on her own, doubtful that she has done the right thing in leaving what she knows behind, awkward and scared. Only a few months later, she's coming out with this:

My very conscience and reason turned traitors against me, and charged me with crime in resisting him. They spoke almost as loud as Feeling, and that clamoured wildly. 'Oh comply!' it said. 'Think of his misery; his headlong nature.... soothe him; save him; love him; tell him you love him and will be his. Who in the world cares for you? Or who will be injured by what you do?'

     Still indomitable was the reply: 'I care for myself.'

What makes her grow up is that she has learned that she is worthy of preservation and, more importantly, she does not need others to help her in this. She can look after herself because she cares for herself - and what she thinks of herself is far more important to Jane than what others think. Who could blame her, when all who are supposed to have supported her - her Aunt, her teachers and her fiance have turned out to be cruel, controlling and deceitful? Jane realises that true contentedness comes from what others have so far denied her: respect. She wishes to stay with Rochester more than anything in the world, but at the same time knows that doing so would make her incredibly unhappy: as a mistress, already deceived by Rochester and deceiving of the rest of the world, she could not respect herself.

So she runs away. She's so upset that she leaves her carpet bag on a coach, and then, instead of sticking to the road, flails all over the moors in the pissing rain. She's completely alone, friendless, possesionless, terrified, but she still presses on, as far away from Rochester as she can get. Her self-control at this point is frighteningly rigid - even begging a woman for a crust of bread and taking pig scraps from a young girl isn't enough to force her back.

She then meets the epitome of self-control and denial of pleasure: the stupidly named and even more stupidly behaving St John Rivers. St John is a rigid-faced, stiff-backed church minister who we come to realise is madly in love with the daughter of a local nobleman. She's madly in love with him, and there are no hurdles in their way apart from St John's solid refusal to allow himself to feel anything for her. She is an unsuitable wife for a minister and hence his principles would be compromised: he is the extreme result of what Jane is trying to achieve.

He realises that the apparantly laced up and passionless Jane would make the perfect wife for him and proposes. Luckily, Jane realises that he is probably the most boring man to have walked the earth, and, despite being tempted by the strength of his religious conviction, she turns him down, screaming that to marry him would kill her. She thinks back to an earlier event in her life:

I was almost as hard beset by him now as I had been once before, in a different way, by another. I was a fool both times. To have yielded then would have been an error of principle; to have yielded now would have been an error of judgment

 In a typically Bronte touch of the sublime, she hears Rochester's voice calling to her over the moors, and resolves to return to Thornfield and find what has become of him. Deciding to do this is when she really grows up: she realises her own feelings are worthy of her own respect: 'It was my time to assume ascendancy. My powers were in play, and in force.' She no longer cares that Rochester is the less worthy of her two suitors, or that he has gone against society's rules in attempting to marry her. She wants and needs him: this is all that matters.

A lot of commentator's I've been reading have made much of the fact that Jane and Rochester meet again in altered states: she is now independently wealthy, he is deformed and (relatively) poor. People think that this equalizes them, but I think that this is missing the point that, in their eyes, they were already equals. They scream this at each other before they first kiss, for heaven's sake. That they change and still have the same relationship afterwards only proves this further: true love.

Aaaaaaww...

Jane Eyre on being young

I'm planning on seeing the new Jane Eyre adaptation soon, so I picked up the actual thing again last week. I last read it for a university course, and distinctly remember, on one hot summer's afternoon, schleping up to my room, picking it off my desk and rolling my eyes at being assigned yet another black covered, unoriginally oil-painting-adorned classic.

I finished Jane Eyre the next day. My poor old rolling eyes were open at three in the morning. I think my ridiculous prejudices helped gobsmack me really. I expected it to be old-fashioned, perhaps a little Gothic round the edges, but ultimately something I would never be able to identify with. 

Of course, Jane Eyre is fucking fantastic because it's the complete opposite. Jane is one of the most familiar characters I've ever encountered in literature. It's not just that I think I have things in common with her (a habit of speaking without thinking, an ability to let proper grudges go, a reluctant and uncomprehending respect for nice, pure people) which makes me say so: it's that Bronte crafted one of the most accurate portraits of a young woman - or indeed, a young person - that I've ever read. Jane makes Holden Caulfield look like a real phoney. If you can't identify with her you are either pre-pubescent or a plastic, possibly evil, automaton.

It's not the angst, or the brave spirit, or the wish to please, or the romantic sensibility, or the ambition to better herself, or the quite frankly odd paintings, or the fancying completely unsuitable people which make Jane such a good teenage portrait - although all of these are, of course, very teen. It's the fear. This passage could have been written by a million eighteen year olds on their first day away from home:

'It is a very strange sensation to inexperienced youth to feel itself quite alone in the world, cut adrift from every connection, uncertain whether the port to which it is bound can be reached, and prevented by many impediments from returning to that it has quited. The charm of adventure sweetens that sensation, the glow of pride warms it: but then the throb of fear disturbs it: and fear with me became predominant.'

Not just the fear itself though: it's the overcoming it. Childhood is about being so innocent you're scared of either nothing or everything. Youth is being scared of the things you know are very real, and facing them. Jane finds Rochester, moors her boat and is promptly cut adrift once more by the terrifying and most definitely adult spectacle in the attic. She's put up with a lot in her life, has our Jane, and it's not immediately obvious, loving Rochester as she does that her decision will be to not put up with something else. Running away from Rochester - her 'intolerable duty' is her first foray into the adult word as well as her rejection of it.

I want to write more, but I think it might be best, and might actually make me write something else, if I talk about how Jane Eyre grows up, tomorrow.

Also, tomorrow I will post another picture of Michael Fassbender.

White chocolate brownies

Recipe for white chocolate brownies - or Blondies - written for RunningInHeels.co.uk. Enjoy....

Blondies

A Patient's Tale

Whilst doing some research at work, I came across this - mildly interesting.

I will attempt to up the ridiculous lack of posts on this blog and write something about this later....

http://www.clinpharm.ox.ac.uk/JKA/patientstale

Peter Zumthor's Secret Garden

 

Peter Zumthor today showed off the concept art for his go at the Serpentine Gallery pavillion. Apart from the fact that it seems to turn people viewing it into ghosts, it looks like an exciting prospect. A pretty one too. It's set to be one of the busiest pavillion shows for years according to the Guardian, and this isn't a surprise. Popular art is pretty art.

Zumthor's design though, is particuarly interesting to me today as I've spent my entire weekend gardening. On Friday morning I stood over a horrible, oozing patch off mud, full of thorns, slimy bluebell stalks and cat shit, quaking with fear at the amount of sweat, blood and tears about to be shed. On Sunday afternoon my Mum and I proudly surveyed a neat patch of turf and loamy beds packed with plumpening plants. Several pots of herbs line a neatly brushed path, and everything will soon turn pink, purple and blue. If things do what they're told, sweet peas will crawl six feet up an old fence, and the rose bushes will recover from last year's hacking.

Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes @ The Old Vic Tunnels

photo taken by a guy called David Emery who I found on flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/davidemery/

When I first decided to move to London I was fifteen. The decision, responsible for my near financial ruin, was made based entirely on  a ridiculous  vision I had of myself living a life consisting completely of going to fantastic gigs in dank basements and running around a kind of Dickensian dream world populated by freaks and people with interesting fringes (no-one in my hometown had an interesting fringe - this was the bane of my life when I was fifteen).

I then actually moved to London and now spend a great deal of my time becoming incensed by almost everything about it. I am the sort of person who will trample the tourists on Westminster Bridge as they're trying to take photos of a mere seat of democracy. I never go to gigs because London has made me  hate people, and gigs are full of people. Occasionally, usually when I am trying to fashion a fringe out of my very mediocre hair, my fifteen year old self will whisper very condescending things in my ears whilst noticing sadly that the piercings in their lobes have healed up.

On Sunday, my fifteen year old self briefly shut up and was satisfied. A very cool friend of mine got us guestlist places for the last night of the Magnetic Zeroes' tenure at the Old Vic tunnels. Having seen a solo Alexander Ebert gig a few weeks previously, I already knew the evening was going to be pretty damn good. It turned out to be probably one of the best gigs I've been to.